THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN WHACKER & LONG DONG - A SCI-FI COMEDY WEB SERIES
In a galaxy where common sense is optional and professionalism is nonexistent, two heroes rise… mostly by accident.
Captain Whacker and Long Dong patrol the cosmos aboard the metal-fueled starship Metal Mania, facing outrageous threats, malfunctioning systems, and the galaxy’s most ridiculous villain — Big Willie and his infamous battleship, the Space Weenie.
This short form series is sci-fi parody turned up to eleven.
A parody sci-fi comedy series packed with visual effects, absurd humor, and outrageous space battles. Meet Captain Whacker, Long Dong, and Big Willie.
LOGLINE & SYNOPSIS
Captain Whacker & Long Dong blast through the galaxy battling Big Willie & the Space Weenie.
ABOUT THE SERIES
In a galaxy where common sense is optional and professionalism is nonexistent, two unlikely heroes patrol the cosmos aboard the metal-fueled starship Metal Mania.
Captain Whacker, a fearless pilot with more confidence than caution, and Long Dong, his sharp-eyed navigator and occasional voice of reason, find themselves locked in an ongoing battle with the galaxy’s most ridiculous threat: the nefarious Big Willie and his infamous battleship, the Space Weenie.
Packed with outrageous visual effects, shameless innuendo, and unapologetically juvenile humor, The Adventures of Captain Whacker & Long Dong is a sci-fi parody in the spirit of classic genre spoofs, where lasers misfire, pressure builds, systems malfunction, and every encounter escalates into complete chaos.
This is not a story of heroes rising to greatness…
It’s a story of things going horribly, hilariously wrong, again and again.
Buckle up.
The galaxy isn’t ready for this.
The Adventures of Captain Whacker & Long Dong is a parody sci-fi comedy web series that blends absurd humor, Hollywood-style visual effects, and outrageous space battles. Inspired by classic genre spoofs, the series follows two unlikely heroes as they battle malfunctioning systems, ridiculous villains, and their own questionable decisions across the galaxy.
Produced by Nitefire Productions, the show delivers fast-paced episodes filled with visual gags, escalating chaos, and unapologetic satire designed for modern web audiences.
WHERE TO WATCH
The series airs exclusively on YouTube beginning March 2026. Details coming soon.
This series is a work of parody and satire intended for comedic entertainment.
THE STYLE
Visually bold.
Intentionally ridiculous.
Unapologetically immature.
This series leans hard into parody, embracing exaggerated visuals, on-screen warnings, absurd labels, and fast-paced comedy designed for modern web audiences.
It’s big, loud, and proudly dumb — in the best way possible.
The series is produced by Nitefire Productions, a genre-focused production company dedicated to bold, original storytelling. Nitefire creates sci-fi, horror, parody, and dark comedy projects that don’t play it safe and don’t apologize for having fun.
New episodes dropping regularly.
Watch. Share. Brace yourself.
The Adventures of Captain Whacker & Long Dong
Because the galaxy deserves better… but this is what it got.
MEET THE CHARACTERS
Captain Whacker
A fearless pilot with unwavering confidence and very little restraint. Captain Whacker believes every problem can be solved with more power, more speed, and louder music.
Long Dong
Navigator, sensor specialist, and reluctant voice of reason. Long Dong usually sees trouble coming—often moments before it becomes unavoidable.
Big Willie
The galaxy’s most persistent menace. Big Willie pilots the infamous Space Weenie and takes far too much pride in every outrageous encounter.
SEASON ONE OFFICIAL EPISODES
Episode 1 – First Contact
Episode 2 – Space Weenie’s Secret Weapon
Episode 3 – The Weenie Rises
Episode 4 – Extended Encounter
Episode 5 – Thrust Issues
Episode 6 – Rear Approach
Episode 7 – Docking Complications
Episode 8 – The Long Dong Protocol